Is every married man smoking weed? O_o

According to this quote they are:

“Married men make more money and get more promotions than single guys. They live longer, have less heart disease, drink less, smoke less weed, and experience less stress. Meanwhile, married women have less fulfilling sex lives and less free time than their husbands. They also have smaller paychecks. (They do get to keep smoking the same amount of weed).” (via Weighty Issues: How Marriage Affects Men and Women’s Bodies Differently)